i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
— Russell Brand (via fu11metal)
I feel like the biggest joke alive right now.
stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest....
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
HEY ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA how cute you are want to go out sometime